Beat the Clock Canada Time Trial March 15th

6-5-0-8-5-1-7-6-2-1

Beep-beep-beep

"Hello, you have reached the voice activated answering system of Beat the Clock headquarters.
Our first Canada training time trial is scheduled for March 15th, 2008.
Please listen carefully as our options have changed.
We are always in need of volunteers. For inquiries about volunteering please say "volunteer" now."

"Volunteer"

"I could not understand. Please repeat."

"VO-LUN-TEER"

"You said "reindeer" - if this is correct, please say "yes". If this is not correct, please say "no"."

"No"

"You said "reindeer". We do not have "reindeers" in store.
Please listen carefully as our options have changed.
We are always in need of volunteers. For inquiries about volunteering please say "volunteer" now.
To register for the Beat the Clock time trial, please say "registration" now or go to
double-u-double-u-double-u-dot-scaledup-dot-com-slash-beattheclock."

"Registration"

"I could not understand. Please repeat."

"RE-GISTRATION, REGISTRATION, REGISTRA"

Bleeep, bleeeep, bleeeeep... [Call was lost.]

"Grmph."

6-5-0-8-5-1-7-6-2-1

Beep-beep-beep

"Hello, you have reached the voice activated answering system of Beat the Clock headquarters.
Our first Canada training time trial is scheduled for March 15th, 2008.
...
or go to
double-u-double-u-double-u-dot-scaledup-dot-com-slash-beattheclock.
If you wish to speak to Beat the Clock CEO Patt Baenen-Tapscott, please hold.
You may say any of the other options at any time or say "menu" to go back to the menu. Please hold"

Taa-taaaa-ta-tatatada-taaaaa-ta-ta-taaaa-ta..."Please hold"
Taa-taaaa-ta-tatatada-taaaaa-ta-ta-taaaa-ta..."Please hold"

[3/4 of Richard Wagner's Tannhaeuser later]

Taa-taaaa-ta-tatatada-taaaaa-ta-ta-taaaa-ta...
"Hello, you have reached the voice activated answering system of Beat the Clock headquarters.
..."

"REGISTRATION, REGISTRATION"

"I could not understand. Please repeat."

"REEEEE-GIIIIISSSS-TRAAAAA-TIOOOOOOOOON"

"I was unable to complete your request. Please repeat."

"You f%^&*@&@%^^&! machine idiot, go to hell, $#%^%*#$*$^%^^&*^"
[several more words that cannot be repeated here]

Rriiing-ring-[finally, a real person]
"Hello, this is technical support for Rolix Watch and Clock Inc., Ranamtjsaruoptshischawaramanatsch speaking.
How may I help you?"

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Registering or volunteering (we are in desperate need of volunteers!!!) is MUCH simpler than that.

If you want to volunteer, just shoot Patt (patt @ scaledup.com) an email.

If you want to register, just go to http://www.bikereg.com/events/register.asp?eventid=5907
Everybody is welcome, from beginners to Olympians, with tricked out TT equipment or non-aero
old-school Merckx (new this year: separate categories for Merckx men and women!), teams, tandems,...

More info at http://www.scaledup.com/beattheclock/intro.html

Thank you,

Carola, for the Beat the Clock team

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